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September 28, 2005

Title for a porn comedy

"I Didn't Say Dead"

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Recurring images

I've got a line of blood coming down my forehead. I then take my hand and comb my hair back from my face.

Posted by deaconmf at 09:33 AM | Comments (0)

That was quick.

The fake BART stop in Duboce Park is already a thing of the past. Did they actually cart the remains away or did they just bury it?

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September 27, 2005

Wrong!

Telling your waiter that you're a convicted child molester when you see him bringing screaming three year olds to the neighboring table.

Posted by deaconmf at 12:55 AM | Comments (0)

Less Jaded Already...

I missed the blase man being fucked by a machine at the Folsom Street Fair.

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September 26, 2005

Define Jaded

Going to the Folsom Street Fair and being bored.

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September 20, 2005

Weird happenings in Duboce Park

Who gave someone permission to put a fake BART stop complete with escalators in Duboce Park?

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September 19, 2005

Strange coincidences

I think my neighbor's radio always plays music that goes very well with what I'm watching on tv.

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September 14, 2005

Weaknesses:

I stay angry when I get angry, so I don't like getting angry at all.

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Another thing that makes me happy:

Art Brut screaming "I've seen her naked TWICE" twice.

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September 07, 2005

I've got the cranky pants on and I'm going to use them.

I got into the continually crowded elevators at work this morning and all I can think is "Get out of my face, you claustrophiliac freaks." Playing human bumper car is not my idea of a good time.

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